Friday, April 25, 2003
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
Monday, April 21, 2003
Sunday, April 20, 2003
Thursday, April 17, 2003
However I think our boy might have been on the drugs when he followed up on March 18th with the comment “Cottage cheese – nothin’ but flyin’ rats”.
Hrmmm. Get off the crack Ryan.
PS: I still love you Ryan. I wanna be your girlfriend and have your crack babies.
Good times were had by all.
Stories and anecdotes may or may not follow.
I will only leave you with this... ROCK'N'ROLL MUTHAFUCKERS!
Tuesday, April 08, 2003
Fuck Hair: also known as “cool as fuck hair”. A hairstyle (if you can call it that) that is characterized my shaggy, choppy layers and sometimes chunky highlights. It is meant to look like you’ve had a good fuck and just rolled outta bed. For visuals please see The Cooper Temple Clause.
The man we call Fuck Hair was named after his signature hairstyle. I came to refer to him as Fuck Hair so much that others soon followed suit and he quickly became a legend among both emo and indie kids around campus.
The Fuck Hair highlight of the year was when the following ad was placed in the “Unclassifieds” section of the February 4th issue of the Brock Press… Fuck Hair had a fanclub!
I hear he’s kind of a jerk, but if anyone manages to get it on with the sexy film TA with the glasses, DETAILS would be appreciated. He’s fucking hot.
But then, suddenly, in the middle of March, tragedy struck. Fuck Hair cut his hair. We lost out beloved 7th member of the Brock University branch of The Cooper Temple Clause. A tragic day indeed. There were looks of sadness on all the young, indie girl’s faces. Although he lost his namesake hairdo, and became simply Fuck and/or Hair, we decided that he shall forever be known and remembered fondly as Fuck Hair.
The past 8 months have been more than amusing… But now it’s time to wave goodbye. Ladies and gentlemen,
The Best of Fuck Hair
Here’s what we know about the most entertaining Film 1F94 T.A. that an indie girl could hope for.
“I do NOT frequent whore-houses in Niagara Falls… I know that’s what you’re thinking!”
“Sometimes my mind goes all wacky – it’s all the coffee!”
“Any boy who wasn’t especially popular in high school has read the book… Not including myself… I was very popular… Football quarterback…Lots of dates to the prom…” – on ‘The Catcher in the Rye’
"Don't be led by what's in you pants cos in the end you're going to get fucked - and not literally!” – His advice to men.
“Aha! Fuck You! That’s not what that is… Jackass!”
“Now I kinda feel like a creepy sex-ed teacher… Whatever gets you off… That’s what we’re here for!” – After discussion on the “fucked-up, creepy gynecologist” and “boys who can’t keep it in their pants” in High School (the film).
“So he’s kinda a bit of a fuckhead huh?”
“The guy’s hot and his sister’s super-fuckin’ hot!”
“Do these people of Flint give a flying fuck about Miss America? … Now I’m sure she’s a very successful porn actress in the San Fernando Valley or something like that… That’s what all former Miss America’s become.”
“Badminton’s a fine sport. I’ve played it 7 or 8 times in my life and enjoyed it each time!” – On sports
R.I.P. Memories of FUCK HAIR
Sunday, April 06, 2003
Example A... Debates of Artistic Value in Rock Music: A Case Study of the Band Weezer, 1994-2001.
(If anything its worth checkin’ out for his use of chartsengrafs and everything!)
Saturday, April 05, 2003
PS: Oh ya and Electric 6 are playing a show tonite with a band called “The Fucking Sparklies”… Sounds promising!
Wednesday, April 02, 2003
Tuesday, April 01, 2003
A. Rock lives chiefly in your soul, but if you take your body along it will be forever grateful.
Leslie Harpold + A Brief Catechism of Rock Shows = Absolute genius! Harpold succeeds in justifying the religion of rock n roll... I only wish I had written it first! (Props to Melody Nelson for the link!)