The music biz has been real boring lately. The best thing indie kids can think of to talk about is Steve's haircut. Current hipsters are debating if he looks more like Chris Martin (Coldplay), Hamilton (The Walkman's frontman) or an older Haley Joel Osment. There hasn't been so much unnecessary drama since Fab went under the scissors! DUMB!

TIMMAH is unwell. Damn that "mystery illness" for impeding your good looks and guitar sexin' ways. Get well soon hun!