Same-sex couples can now legally marry in Canada! We are the bestest country ever!

Omigod! Like Paul Banks is totally the prettiest thing alive!!!

Sex Pistols are back to prove that punk’s not dead.

And speaking of the devil himself… Jack White as you have never seen him before! (Hint: He is not wearing pants!)

Ew. The “hot young actress” and “decent-looking musician” trend continues to new heights. Miss Modern Age reports Gwyneth and Mr. Coldplay are getting hitched. Oh and Jack White is (maybe) dating Bridget Jones! Yay! I heart him even more now!

All the sweaty, hairy young men I’d like to fuck. In one room. Together. … Uh, excuse me while I, uh, go do something…