The Master of Procrastination returns!

You can buy me THIS for my birthday!

Help The Darkness save the planet in NME’s new game. It’s surprisingly fun.

Everyone be lovin the Interpolski.

YHNR has some new Strokes-y goodness including images and words from their Q magazine cover story.

Hear some new British bands. Some may even be good! And while you're at it, take a listen to the new Distillers album ‘Coral Fang’.

NYC’s Gawker Stalker: “I am saddened to report that Drew Barrymore and all members of the Strokes are re-banned from Gawker Stalker due to intense over-exposure. Likewise Parker Posey and Ryan Adams.”

I don’t wanna do schoolwork. I’d rather learn that “Sharon Osbourne hosted blow-job classes for girls backstage at Ozzfest this summer”. (Thank you Popbitch!)