Fuck Hair cut his hair. We have lost out beloved 7th member of the Brock University branch of The Cooper Temple Clause. A tragic day indeed. If you could only see the shock, frowns and sadness on all the young, indie girlies faces. Although he no longer has his namesake hairdo, and is now just Fuck and/or Hair, we shall always remember him fondly as “Fuck Hair”.

Flying sheep's head fractures fan's skull at Norwegian death metal concert… Yep, you read that right... Still I bet my day was worse!