Everyone cool is at The Underground in Steeltown tonight to see Thom D’arcy do double-duty in The Carnations AND All Systems Go. Both bands open for Sianspheric and Adam Franklin (of Swervedriver fame)... And as for me? I'm not cool. I am going to watch Jackass: The Movie for the millionth time and fantasize over sexxxy Bam Margera. I'm all about the cheap thrills!

Mike Myers loves Toronto. And for publicly declaring that, Toronto loves Mike Myers even more! Bless! Spread the gospel!

So, rumor has it that our local politicians are thisclose to having The Rolling Stones play a FREE concert in Toronto this summer to boost our post-SARS economy. It seems the Stones (and management) are all for it! One slight problem though: they said they (the band) need $10 million to make it happen. So, as we speak, Toronto reps are trying to convince the federal gov that it’d be money well spent… Read more. I don’t even know what I think about this. This country baffles me.

Word is The Datsuns have been quarantined in Brisbane, thanks to their drummer Matt returning from their Singapore trip with a bad cough. From Popbitch.