I’m still on holiday but I came across a few pieces of news that I couldn’t help but share with you kids!
1. Chris Martin finally behaves like a rock-star!
2. Hipster Bingo is genius!
3. The Datsuns = "most faggy band at Ozzfest"!?! (Me thinks the metal-heads are just jealous cos their girlfriends would rather fuck the boys in the band!)
4. They changed the rules for the big Rolling Stones show… It’s just too bad we won’t be able to shoot off some fireworks as we skateboard merrily along, recording the show with one hand and chugging a 40 of vodka with the other. Tragic really.
5. I saw the Foo Fighters and Pete Yorn (at Bayfest) on Saturday night with a sexy Englishman at my side... I just wanted to show off about that!