Ryan Adams: “Contrary to what you may have heard, seen or felt, Ryan does not think Britney is chubby. Thank you.”

Robert De Niro has cancer!

Even Gwyneth gets sad sometimes!

Oldie but a goodie. A goldie! Elijah Wood: "The Stone Roses Remind Me of Frodo Baggins!"

“Cold Mountain” trailer. Jack White’s in it ya know.

10,000 points to Miss Alana to finding this picture of Jack White looking ridiculous in a pirate shirt for me to laugh at.

Oh and I AM A GOOD DRIVER. The other night my girl Mariah left her life in my hands, sighing, "My seatbelt's on so my shit's taken care of!"