How can a long weekend feel so short?

Happy 50th Birthday Rock’N’Roll!

Smooches go out to my girls for kindly inviting me along on their most recent rock'n'roll adventure. Bless your pretty little hearts.

You can still listen to the best of the best at Glastonbury. Speaking of which...

Disturbing news... 5% of all people that had sex at Glastonbury Festival, had it in the bogs (port-a-potty’s). Sick.

Yay! Bloc Party is #1 on a NME’s fantastic music chart this week!

Daily Pete Doherty Updates: He speaks! Full story here! Even more here!

Stereogum provides haggard pics of Britney. They make me feel better about myself.

"Saddam Hussein's point-by-point guide to pointing".

Ali G speaks to Harvard graduating class. Hilarity ensues.

"Morrissey Gets A Job" Colouring Book... Buy me this and I will be your best friend. With benefits.