Last night I went to a Town Hall meeting and learned an important lesson: "Hell hath no fury like angry farmers!"

Have your say on the NME Cool List 2004. Oh and for the record, we would rather shag "Spog (WTF!?!) the drummer from The Music" over "that pouty, foul-mouthed, poo-chucking mucky pup Martin Tomlinson out of Selfish Cunt" ANYDAY.

The Guardian re-examines Manic Street Preachers masterpeice The Holy Bible.

NYC's Aerial Love Feed is now ROCKETHOUSE. Listen to the new version of Pedestal on their website cos it (still) blows my mind. (From Soviet Panda)

Mariah on Fi'ah is taking me on a date (shhh! don't tell her boyfriend!) to see Ron Sexsmith next week. We heart.

The Delays played a gig in a fan's living room. Check out Andrew Kendall's awesome photographs.

"Marilyn Manson: The College Years.". I wish he was my Prof.

Vanity Fair: "What if Paris Hilton Was President?"

Oooh and Paris has inspired a new episode of South Park. Obvs.

Britney gives thanks in new letter to Mom. Gay (and not even in the cool homo way).

"Welcome to backwards world. You’re living in it... Toronto – mild, Southern US and California – snow." Hahahaha... suckers! (From our beloved 10:51am Toronto)

Dick Cheney's penis makes me nervous.