According to television reports, Micheal Jackson wants to fuck people in the back. Consider yourselves warned.

Belle and Sebastian have been voted the best Scottish band of all time in a public poll beating out compitition from Idlewild, Travis, Primal Scream, Franz Ferdinand, Snow Patrol, Teenage Fanclub, and the Cocteau Twins.

Franz Ferdinand singer Alex Kapranos is to give a lecture on Scotland’s contribution to modern music in Edinburgh next month.

The Killers are on the cover of the new issue of Spin and even though Brandon tries really hard to look like his idol Morrissey, he just ends up just looking like a goon.

NME Faces of 2005.

British boy-band Busted have split. I deserve an award for my amazing alliteration abilities.

Geri Halliwell is being paid £500,000 by a playboy to be his date at a posh ball. Billionaire Dickie Lugner, 72, has coughed up the whopping fee to have the former Spice Girl’s company at Austria’s world-famous Opera Ball in Vienna. Dickie — whose previous dates include the Duchess of York, Pamela Anderson, Sophia Loren and Grace Jones — said last night: “I chose Geri because of her wonderful smile.”

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This 4-year old German girl's #1 hit song is good shit! Sing along with me now... "Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp"...