My favorite boys next door, THE MUSIC, shoot the breeze. (I guess Adam can talk after all… just not to girls.)

“SpideyMouse” invaded Sociology1F90 today. The rodent proceeded to dart around my section (causing widespread panic and chronic leg-lifting on my part for fear it would climb up my flared cord pantlegs) before Spidey” displayed super-mouse powers by climbing up the freakin’ walls on the opposite side of the lecture hall only 5 minutes later. I don’t know whether to be scared or impressed.

Quotes from “Fuck Hair”
“So he’s kinda a bit of a fuckhead huh?”
“The guy’s hot and his sister’s super-fuckin’ hot”
“Do these people of Flint give a flying fuck about Miss America? … Now I’m sure she’s a very successful porn actress in the San Fernando Valley or something like that… That’s what all former Miss America’s become.”