My Professors and TA’s are all crackheads. Examples are as follows:

“Now I kinda feel like a creepy sex-ed teacher… Whatever gets you off… That’s what we’re here for!” - “Fuck Hair” after discussion on the “fucked-up, creepy gynecologist” and “boys who can’t keep it in their pants” in High School.

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“This school is shit!” – Professor Nicks (Film) also on High School.

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“Echinacea? Give me the good stuff! The good drugs! The painkillers!” - One of my many stoner professors complaining about his cold.