FRANKLY, MRS. SHANKLY...

Village Voice article, “All The Young Dance Whores”, on Franz Ferdinand’s unexpected queer hit.

Enter to win tickets to see Hope Of The States in Toronto and when you win bring me as your date.

The Dears have inked a deal with UK label Bella Union.

Britney returns to her White Trash roots… and brings it to a whole new level.

Fake Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst MySpace profiles. Who has this much spare time?

Being bored and all I decided to go through some I Keep A Diary archives. The “KARAOKE KRISTMAS” one with the passed-out girls takes the muthafuckin cake.

Sophie Dahl needs to eat a sandwich. Or 5.

"Save Mary-Kate" products! I want the lunchbox!

Winnebago Man! He clearly rules at life. From Catherine’s Pita.

Quite possibly the greatest website ever. Link from the fake Red Square boyfriend.