I’m thinking about bustin out THE MORRISSEY DANCE for Red Square's Dance Contest #3 this Friday.

The Vines are on hiatus as Craig Nicholls’ "recuperates following a mentally and physically demanding period". Here's a tip: STOP DOING DRUGS CRAIG! Patrick Matthews on the other hand is particularly awesome and crushworthy at the moment for deciding to join fellow Aussie band Youth Group on their summer tour and for wisely choosing to quote Morrissey. Sigh... "The Vines are definitely still together. We haven’t broken up and I haven’t left the band. Morrissey once said that the music industry is full of bitter ex-players, and I’m hoping to stave off temporary ‘ex’ feelings by playing some Youth Group songs for the next month."

Newsflash! Liam Gallagher: happy and smiling! Shocking!

Check the newish Faithless video for "Mass Destruction" because I love it and you should too. From Catchdubs.

Is this good or bad news? Canada’s "incurable psychopath" is back is jail after being re-arrested hours after his release from prison... Great...

Hey remember Limblifter? Well they’re reunited and playing Mod Club Theatre on July 24th! I’m totally gonna be there! Thank you Chartattack for brightening my day!

Oh and Hope Of The States are hitting Lee’s Palace on July 26th. From Chromwaves.

Michelle is back and claims to love Interpol like a fat kid loves cake. We heart her.

I like this band You Say Party We Say Die. Check em out.

New Tom Waits album this fall!

Stereogum has proof that an Olsen eats! Oh and the twins Milk ads have been pulled!

The Story of Creation Records. From Information Leafblower.

Paris Hilton For The Xbox.

Whores in the News: Cameron Diaz in softcore scandal and Tara Reid gets new breasts.

Thighswideshut makes an appearance in a new Napolean Dynomite commercial. I wish it was me :(