I'm kinda hating life right now...

Countdown to Morrisey: 6 days. Today's Toothpaste for Dinner features Moz!

Shocking! "Ms Dynamite" has been arrested over allegations of assault at a London restaurant."

Travis were out busking on Sauchihall Street in Glasgow yesterday. Sigh.

The Sun's got who won what at the Q Awards!

Razorlight on winning Best New Act: "We fuckin did it didn’t we?”

Ultragrrrl = the new Tony Wilson!?! But hotter obvs!

Everyone's buzzin about this new book He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys. OK, WHO THE FUCK needs a book for this? Listen ladies, save yourselves some cash and follow my free advice...

He's Just Not That Into You If...

1. You want to see more of him than he wants to see you.
   
2. You have to call him after a few days to see whats up and make plans.
   
3. He doesn't adjust his schedule to make time for you.
   
4. He's not constantly trying to get in your pants.
   
5. You're worried that he's into you so much that you have to go out and buy a book on the subject.

Fuck yeah! Massive make-out session happening at the Kissing Rock on October 22nd in nearby Thorold. I want in!

And in Paris Hilton news...

Paris don't ever change. We think you and your small tits are hott.

Paris was booed offstage by clubbers in Miami! Assholes!

Her publicist has also responded (poorly) to claims Paris drops the N-bomb in her new sex tape but didn't deny actually the allegations. Paris, honey, ditch that bitch and call me.

If Paris Hilton lived in Southern Ontario she'd be at SWANKERS on Saturday night, dancing on tables and making out with me. Seriously.

Oh and before I go... Robbie Williams sees dead people! Hahahaha!