"Life is all about ass... Either you are covering it, kissing it, kicking it, or trying to get it!"

Dogs Die In Hot Cars are coming to North America! They hit Toronto's Lee's Palace on November 24th!

Ultragrrrl has just discovered Johnny Boy's "You Are The Generation That Bought More Shoes and You Get What You Deserve". WTF? And she writes a music blog? And she works for Spin magazine? That's pathetic!

Ben Folds had recorded a tribute to Elliott Smith which is set to appear on his forthcoming album.

Sharon Osbourne has lashed out at Paris Hilton for being a bad role model for children - because she's "only famous for sucking cock".

The Action Figure of the future... Well my future anyway!

That'd make for some fun times on the playground... Liquid Heroin Found in Fruit Juice Boxes! From Thighs Wide Shut.

Canadians take pity and Marry An American!