Dwarf throwing has just been made illegal in Canada.

Goldie Lookin' Chain's Your-Mother-Got-A-Penis Pacman game! Chavs have neevr been so entertaining!

The White Stripes live video of "Jolene" (a.k.a. the best song they've never written).

Nicky Wire called The White Stripes "fucking crap" and says Jet's music "has the mental age of a foetus". I love that man.

Tbone teaches us about Marillion's brilliant music marketing and financing strategy!

Robert Harvey of The Music has a new voice message Diary entry!

Hear the new Wolfman single "Napolean". Another reason Pete should go back to Carl.

In honour of our fallen soldier in the ongoing battle of who can party the hardest I, *gasp*, stayed in last night. It sucked. We will never do that again. We think our fellow partiers would want us to be happy.

Blogging flight attendent gets grounded by her airline. Not cool.

Now's Best in Toronto Poll Results!