Thank Goodness It's, er, Sidewalks!?!

MORRISSEY TO RETIRE?!? Nooo! Neverrr!

HOLY BOYTOUCHING BATMAN! Peter Doherty kissing fanboy/Ben Bailey from Thee Unstrung. The hottness.

Morrissey is releasing "I Have Forgiven Jesus" just in time for Christmas. Loves it.

Ms. Dynamite has been cleared of assault charges. Huzzah!

Robbie Williams claims to have hooked up with 4 of the 5 Spice Girls. My money would have been on Mel C...

I wish Skankster actually existed. Sorta. Actually, no, its prolly best in theory rather than practice. For my sake anyway

Yiddish with Dick and Jane. Because learning can be fun(ny).

Are you as excited for The Life Aquatic as I am? If so you can take a gander at some 'webisodes' from the adventures of Steve Zissou! (From Chromewaves)

The world may be a CREEPY! and CONFUSING! place but AT LEAST IT'S FINALLY FRIDAY!