"BOB LOBLAW" 3 TIMES FAST

IS KATE MOSS DATING PETER DOHERTY? THAT WOULD BE SO HOT!!!

Morrissey is set to release a live CD and live DVD 'Who Put The 'M' In Manchester', filmed at his homecoming show at the Manchester MEN Arena last May (which I attended and will continue to brag about until the day I die).

Chart reviews last week's Razorlight show in Toronto which I wasn't cool enough to attend.

Chris Martin blah blah blah.

The Cult of Carlos D. On an urban magazine. Disturbing.

Ikara COlt broke up. Shitty.

No Glastonbury Festival next year after Michael Eavis decided it's time for a break.

Good night to stay up late... Interpol are on The Late Show With David Letterman (CBS) and Elefant are on Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC).

Angelina is the new Jennifer. She's so hot... He should be so lucky.

Sometimes when I'm bored I like to look at pretty girls and wish I was them.

Sometimes when I'm sad I look at pictures of Bill Gates to make me smile.

OLD PEOPLE HAVE SEX! AND IT'S FUNNY!