I really do apologize for not updating, my computer has been down and I've been busy looking for a new job, since I would rather not be homeless. I'll do my best...

"One of the worst cases in medical history." Poor Justin.

The Hives have announced North American tour dates. Now, you see, I saw them when I didn't know much about them and they blew the pants off of me. I say see them even if you're not sure about them.

My roommate told me about this, and I really never heard about it much after. I mean, I would make sense that Andy faked his death, right? Or maybe not.

How to be a whore.

And once you learn to be a whore, you can ask Franz Ferdinand to score the music for your very first porn flick.