Panic

OK so I got a lot of enthousiastic response to yesterday's link to that plump foreign kid singing the funny song. Stereogum tells us it's a Dutch kid singing Ozone's "Dragostea Din Tei". Go forth and download so you too can be like the coolect guy ever.

Jack White has revealed he almost became a priest. Can you imagine? With that voice!?! Anyway, he's interviewed by Mike Wallace on 60 Minutes tonight.

Emiliana Torrini is the best singer you've never heard. You can download "Lifesaver" off her new album Fisherman's Woman for free but only for a limited time! Do it!

Go download the new New Order single "Krafty" over at Scenestars! NOW!

The Onion has some saucy "Love Coupons" for you to give your special someone. Or a complete stranger - because that would be much more entertaining.

Grape Stomping gone horribly horribly wrong.

Jolie Homewrecker. From the genius dudes who brought us "Lohan Freestyle" (aka "Big Ass Titties").