Same shit, different pile.

Pete Doherty's been arrested in London. Again.

Today's Popbitch claims that Vines frontman Craig Nicholls was spotted at The Music's gig in Sydney last Friday, "wearing one leather glove like Michael Jackson".

R&B Singer Houston Gouges Eye Out After Apparent Suicide Attempt. Sick.

Hilary Duff's a slut. Obvs.

Nicole Richie is so hot right now.

Go see Mishie DJ tonight! I wish I could make it!

Fuglyiest Ugg Ever!

PARIS HILTON + LINDSAY LOHAN = BEST GIF EVER!