Life is Hell. Mainly due to the only toilet in my apartment being broken. Life is shambolic. Back in two days.

This is the greatest TV I’ve seen in a long time!

Speakin of tele, how come I didn't have any warning about the new season of The Simple Life: Interns starting last week!? I almost missed it!

Stripper mauled in African Lion Safari makes international news. Loves it.

Man trapped in avalanche drinks 60 pints of beer and pisses his way out of the snow...