I'm the new Jesus.

Today I lunched with superhero and former blogger Lyn Kenney today. She's ridiculously hot and you wish you were her.

NEWSFLASH: I AM WAY HOTTER THAN COURTNEY LOVE. AND SO ARE YOU. UNLESS YOU'RE A DOG - AN UGLY DOG.

I fucking wish I was there at the NME Shockwaves NME Awards Tour instead of hibernating in a small apartment in Canada.

Ian Brown lashes out at John Squire and plans a Greatest Hits collection for later this year.

Listen to new albums from Feeder, The Others and And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead over at NME.

Check out The Futureheads new video for the Kate Bush classic "Hounds of Love". It's fun.

This film, "Nine Songs" sounds awesome... Check out the trailer!

Dynasty goes down tomorrow. Go and party hard on my behalf.

This is old but still good. Napoleon Dynamite does Letterman's Top Ten list. Hot.

I really love getting the T-Shirt Hell newsletter. This week they justified their Brad and Jen break-up tee: "... I hope he did leave her for Angelina Jolie. I mean, Jennifer Anniston is nice, like a new Mercedes S Class is nice. She's elegant, expensive, and if your friends saw you with her, they would think you were doing pretty well... But Angelina Jolie is like a Ferrari, but a rental Ferrari. You know you aren't the first, you know you won't be the last. Sure, it's dirty, the backseat smells of semen, it has a few dings in it, and a hell of a lot of miles on it. But it's still pretty sexy and you want all of your friends to see you in it. And best of all you could let your friends ride in it and not worry about it. Next week I'll explain why Courtney Love is like a Greyhound Bus pass." Awesome.