one drink is more than enough to get me drunk

The big news today is Paris Hilton was arrested for drunk driving. I love how they try to make it okay like it was "just one margarita" but I'm pretty sure I weight 134385 lbs. more than Paris Hilton and last Friday night I was totally drunk from one margarita (they're like 28oz people) so that's hardly an excuse. ANYWAY, here are some pictures (thanks to Ryan).

Arctic Monkeys are donating their Mercury Prize money to charity! Even the guy who left the band agreed to it! I'm impressed!

Massive Attack have pulled out of V-fest because the band couldn't get U.S. immigration visas. I'm almost relieved because I was tempted to buy a ticket solely to see them!

Ian McCulloch of Echo And The Bunnymen has been charged with assault. Apparently he was none-too-kind to some fans backstage.

Tim Burton is directing The Killers next video.