"Eeeny, meany, Libertine-y!"

The Libertines say "Friendship Comes First". Sigh. So wholesome (apart from the whole smack addiction thing).

Speaking of addicts, Courtney Love got off with 18 months in rehab for her pill-popping.

When Jack White isn’t trolling Toronto streets late at night for discount porn with girlfriend Bridget Jones, he’s in the studio with Beck! ... See kids, this is how gossip is spread!

Today’s Embarassing Brit Pic... "Pirates of the Oblivion".

Carlos man, why do you have such a beef with Mexican food in the bathroom? DUDE! I have a problem with people who have issues with NACHOS!

Chris Rock has a "Hey Ya" spoof called "Crackers". Apparently "it's like Public Enemy — but funny". This can only be awesome!

Buy your tickets to see The Music at the Mod Club Theatre on August 23rd NOW before it’s sold out and you spend that night at home sulking cos you missed out on a mindblowing show!

Do you hate your job as much as I hate mine? Do you like good music? I suggest you listen to XFM around lunchtime (11-2) as you pretend to work and let Lauren Laverne (Kenickie!) brighten up your day (as she does mine)!

Still bored? Calculate your lifetime’s worth of booze comsumption!