"I was getting my makeup done, and it just hit me: I love Nick, but I need time alone. I called my psychic, and I asked her opinion... I went straight to the Kabbalah Centre and got a new bracelet." - Paris Hilton

This week’s issue of Popbitch is especially brilliant. They also put a bit of hope in this little heart of mine... They says the one 80's band no-one ever thought would be getting back together, are in "early discussions"... THE SMITHS!

The Killers are Rolling Stone’s "Hot Band".

The Manic Street Preachers new album "Life Blood" slated for an October release has been described by Nicky Wire as "happy" and "The Holy Bible for 35 year olds!".

Rivers Cuomo has too much time on his hands... Almost as much as I do...

Super Furry Animals are issuing a greatest hits collection! We heart them so you should too!

You can watch the new Embrace video for "Gravity" on their official website. It’s kinda boring (just like them)... But Danny looks nice!

Robbie Williams Greatest Hits in October. OMG, he was so amazingly best on Leno the other night!

Methinks Justin Hawkins gets off on the pain.

Britney... er, hardly an improvement...

Toronto hearts Dante the super-dog. From 10:51am Toronto.

Chromewaves says The Concretes are playing Lee’s Palace on October 11th.

I’ll leave you on a high note... Paris Hilton poetry.