Sorry if updates have sucked lately. I've been busy rewriting the English language...

Mike Skinner (The Streets) has developed a serious gambling problem.

Emo takes over the charts! Run for the hills!

My beloved Manic Street Preachers release their new album 'Lifeblood' today!

Paul Weller's in hospital with a "severe throat infection" which has forced him to cancel his upcoming UK and Irish tours.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor is marrying her baby's daddy! We love!

Kelly Osbourne is going to appear in the upcoming TV movie "The Muppets' Wonderful Wizard of Oz." Yeah, I'm excited. MUPPETS!