I would like to wish the beautiful Miss Laila a very Happy Birthday... I think all of us can agree that this day has been a long time coming! Love ya dollface!

Emiliana Torrini has a new official website! Loves her.

Liam Gallagher + SpongeBob SquarePants = Best Photo Op Ever!

Police are investigating a mass suicide pact that was to occur on Valentine's Day involving 32 people from America and Canada. People, its just a Hallmark holiday, it's not that bad.

Arthur Miller is dead.

Low Culture examines "The Wide-Sweeping Cultural Impact of SSRI's"... on Winnie The Pooh.

There was a full-blown riot at the opening of England's biggest Ikea store yesterday! Further proof that people are crazy for reasonably-priced Swedish furniture!

SPRING BREAK MUTHAFUCKAS!