This post is for Stephan the (hott) 15-year-old volunteer I met at Children’s Festival today (and who called me a paedophile!) that I want to hook up with my sister (or so I keep telling myself). I mean it kid, you’ve got major rock’n’roll star potential... You already have the attitude... Plus it doesn’t hurt that you look like Bright Eyes...
Send me an email and I’ll give you girl advice and make you a mix CD to introduce you to the genius of The Smiths and various other essentials.
PS: You’re a jerk. And I like it.