HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO MY FELLOW CANADIANS! (And good luck avoiding the "Turkey Dump"!)

Countdown to Morrisey: 3 days. The Dears frontman Murray Lightburn wept for two hours after getting the call infroming him would meet his idol when his band opens for Morrissey in Toronto this Tuesday. I almost wanna weep with joy for him.

Chloe Sevigny: Professional Morrissey Groupie. How sad.

Carl Barat says recording the Libertines' second album with co-frontman Pete Doherty was "nasty". Geez, you'd never know by listening to the album...

Toronto hearts Interpol. The band are featured on the cover of this week's Eye and Now.

Gwyneth Paltrow says doesn't wanna be a Yoko Ono. Who does Gwyneth? Really?

Oh God I hope this is a sick joke... Avril Lavigne wants to play Courtney Love in a film about Love's life. Courtney says, "Avril rocks and is pretty enough to play me!". No comment.

Sarah McLachlan actually does something really cool.

The Anatomy of the Away Message.

COME OUT TO SWANKERS TOMORROW NIGHT!