Wednesday, July 27, 2005

thank you baby jesus

The LCBO strike has been averted after a settlement was reached early this morning!!! Americans and Brits may not know this, but here in Canada you can only buy your booze from the LCBO (not the corner store or supermarket). Anyway, the LCBO workers were planning to go on strike at midnight tonight – a threat which led everyone to panic and start hoarding alcohol... Well everyone except me (I already had a sufficient stash built up)... The point is that the booze CRISIS has been AVERTED. Cheers!


Blogger mike said...

yay for booze!

12:28 PM  
Anonymous mariah said...

oh, i'm not sure you understand the gravity of the situation - especially in northern ontario. there is only ONE LCBO in my city (with no others for at least an hour in any direction).... it really would have been cruel to take everyone's favourite after-school activity away from us.

after all, the three top passtimes here are: drinking, taking drugs and making babies.


3:22 PM  
Blogger Rock Snob said...

mariah - i had no idea the alcohol-shortage situation was so serious up north... still, with all the sex, drugs and drink you kids get up to, its hard to feel sorry for you.

3:42 PM  
Anonymous mariah said...

haha well, despite the mosquitos the size of birds and the bears that are often seen in my back yard, it's not so bad. yesterday the biggest pot bust in canada hapened outside of timmins... an outdoor grow-op three football fields in length... so yeah, you're probably right. we'd have enough to compensate for the lack of drink :)

3:46 PM  
Blogger Dodge said...

See what happens when you forget about me! -

4:47 PM  
Blogger Rock Snob said...


4:52 PM  
Blogger atoep said...

Booze kicks ass. So do boobies.

5:08 PM  
Blogger Rock Snob said...

atoep - You're preachin to the choir man!

5:10 PM  
Blogger jamie d said...

...nice site.

5:53 PM  
Blogger Rock Snob said...

Thanks jamie d.

8:15 PM  
Blogger The Fresh Young MikeyD said...

Thanks for the update my Dear. Since I was oblivious to the world I heard this critically important news from you first. You know what's important and you take care of us, that that's why I heart you.

As per Dodge's infidelity, ouch. I cannot believe he did it, let alone came here to the comment section for what appears to be the sole purpose of rubbing it in—not cool Dodge, that’s hardly the type of decorum from a southern “gentlemen”. Rock Snob Daharling, rest assured that you will not be getting a similar note from this blog boyfriend. What's the point of gallivanting when you've got perfection right here?

8:42 PM  
Blogger Rock Snob said...

mike d - you couldn't be more right!

9:48 PM  

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