i'll teach you how to swim, if you turn the bad in me into good again

Well I for one am very sorry to see that glorious long weekend end...

Carl Barat (Dirty Pretty Things) broke his collarbone last week in Taiwan. A temporary guitarist (from The Paddingtons no less) has been drafted so the tour can continue.

Lily Allen has signed to Capital and punches boys and hates tall, skinny blonde girls for no good reason (aw, she's like me).

Johnny Marr has joined Modest Mouse! Really?

Arctic Monkeys new vid for "Leave Before The Lights Come On". Actually very interesting to watch (great tips for picking up guys)!

Kasabian's new video for "Empire" features a little kid getting shot - so I hate it.

Posrtishead = not Danger Mouse fans.

The Thrills have completed work on their third album and make the obligatory "it's our best work to date" claims.

Jake Shears (Scissor Sisters) hopes to marry his boyfriend at Glastonbury next year.

Har Har! "Crack together!"

Just because I hate this bitch (Ann Coulter).

Being someone who rarely watches films this Movie A Minute website that Pete pointed out is amazing.

Getting so drunk that you barf is now fashionable?