today gives me headaches

Why Britney left K-Fed and why Pete Doherty’s on the SlimFast diet.

Speaking of, Pete’s been fined for assaulting a reporter. He's never been good at the 'role model' thing.

Here’s a funny interview Noel Gallagher did with Exclaim!

Also from NME, Noel Gallagher feels like “the fantasy's gone out of making music” because its “too real” now. He prefers the olden days when he actually believed David Bowie was from Mars.

Christopher Walken playing Ozzy Osbourne is pretty much on of the funniest things I can imagine.