Dust off your dancing shoes and prepare to shake your tits and bits to the hits if you're one of the fortunate few who, like me, will bear witness to The Music at Mod Club Theatre tonight.

OH NO! Pete Doherty's been attacked! Read his account here. Poor lamb!

Andrew Kendall takes lovely photographs like this one of Brandon Flowers or last week's court appearance by Peter Doherty where he looked charming-as-hell... Like a crack addict playing James Bond. We heart.

Hey, have you streamed the new Libertines album yet?

BRMC talk cock.

Pete Yorn's not-so-subtle seduction techniques. Eerily familiar.

Artist, actor, director, writer, musician, whore... Vincent Gallo does EVERYTHING!

Just when I thought I couldn't love Paris more...

Yo, I'm buying this.

Be the coolest parent on the block... Pimp the children out this Halloween. "Child Ho"? Are they serious?

If you read one blog (besides this one, OBVS) let it be this one. Because it's just like my life. Only funnier.