Tonight's MTV Video Music Awards made me want to throw my television out the window, gauge out my eyes and chop off my own ears...
The Good

Beautiful women... Gwyneth Paltrow, Paris Hilton, Xtina, Gwen Stefani and Beyonce were platinum perfection.

Handsome men... P Diddy, Jay-Z and Fonzworth Bentley were dashing.

Mandy Moore and Marilyn Manson gave Beyonce & Jay-Z some stiff competition for Best Couple when they introduced The Polyphonic Spree together.

Kanye West's performance (because I can't resist a gospel choir). Honorable mention goes to Alicia Keyes whose performance made up for her horrible hair.

It was bittersweet when Jet won and the boys dedicated the award to Nic and Chris's father who recently passed away.
The Bad

That horrible "rap" number with Fat Joe, Lil Jon, etc. Peter Panda said it best: "lean back, fall over, and die".

The Battle Of The Bands with Jet (who won, in my eyes, if only for their hott dancers), Hoobastank (OH MY GOD WORST PERFORMANCE EVER) and some other fuckin punk/emo shite band whose name is not even worth mentioning.

Ashlee Simpson in general.
The Ugly

Usher DISGUSTS me. I find him irritating in every possibly way. And I never ever want to see his fuckin abs writhing in fake rain ever again. WORST.

Jojo.

Jessica Simpson sings like she's trying to poop. It's painful. She should just prance around like the dumb blond bimbo America knows and loves... And stop trying to be a singer by butchering Robbie Williams song!

... Sooo to conclude, I wasted four hours of my life so I could tell you how shite the VMA's were. You love me long time.