Thank you Mandarin for your delicious and affordable lunch buffet that is currently fuelling this bloated blogger.

Everything today is doomed to suck in comparison with last night's episode of The O.C.. Seriously, how can anyone top the ironic, self-relexive, upside-down, Spidey-style Seth/Summer kiss!?!?! Everyone who's anyone is talking about it today! And I can't wait til next season when Demi Moore plays Summer's Mom!

"Kasabian Send Out The Attack Dogs" over at Chart.

Kaiser Chiefs! Oh My God! Out Now

Charlotte Hatherley has the best taste in music evs... well besides me.

Kasabian play Toronto tomorrow night while The Music are in London (Ontario, obvs).

Mary Kate needs to eat a sandwich! Or ten!

I don't even want to THINK about the Fred Durst sex tape but I've provided you with a link if you're a masochist.

I'm sorry New York hipsters but your scenester-haven is no longer an underground hotspot for the indie elite once Hilary Duff shows up! Welcome to the mainstream bitches.

The Starbucks Glossary for my yuppie friends.

Do you suffer from The Paris Syndrome?

TORI SPELLING... I dont think I need to say anything.