Pledge your allegiance to the the United States of Me.

The Babyshambles new album is going well with the band laying down 12 tracks in 7 days! Quick! Before Pete ends up in jail again!

Puffy's in town today!

Brandon Flowers (The Killers) dishes out some fightin words on The Bravery. Could it be the new You Cock! rivalry? I hope so!

I saw the new Louis XIV video for "Finding Out True Love Is Blind" and I liked it! I find is very aesthetically pleasing AND I kinda wanna sleep with the singer - not because he's particularly hot but because he seems like he'd be filthy in bed.

Academic scholars from around the world gather in Manchester this week to study the influence of THE SMITHS on British culture. I live in the wrong country.

Ugh! Courtney Love to play 'Deep Throat' star Linda Lovelace. Oh and did I mention that Beyonce is being considered to play Bob Dylan? Yeah, you read that right!

McDonalds is trying to woo rappers. Whatever happened to credibility?

Canada loves Go Fug Yourself and Stereogum!

OMG! ANTM host/bitch/model Janice Dickinson, Omarosa (The Apprentice), Pepa (from Salt'N'Pepa) and "Balki" (come on, I know you all watched Perfect Strangers) are part of the new cast of The Surreal Life 5! Amazing!

Oh Wendy's... I still love you and your Jr. Cheeseburgers (incase it wasn't obvious by looking at me).

America has more problems than we ever imagined... Apparently, Yanks are too sleepy for sex! Are they crazy?