Thursday, August 25, 2005

apolcalypse? now?

  • The anonymous fucktard (of "fuck yo couch" fame) struck again in yesterday's comments section! Let's give them the attention they're so very desperate for!
  • Morrissey will begin recording his new album in Rome next week - Torr has all the details!
  • Kasabian get all bitchy and criticize Franz Ferdinand's fashion sense. Note to Kasabian: starting fights does not make you the new Oasis.
  • Super Furry Animals frontman Gruff Rhys says Salvador Dali's art is "tacky". I kind of agree.
  • Jack White is contemplating selling out to Coke. I think he'd be stupid not to.
  • XFM has a listening post where you can check out all of the nominees for this year's Mercury Prize.
  • I just bought new pink sheets but now I need new pink Morrissey sheets!
  • I can't believe ANYONE believed this hoax about someone being murdered with an iPod.
  • Check out the cover of Nicole Richie's new book. Non-existant boobs not pictured.
  • Holy Shit! Kevin Federline actually got a job! Is the world ending and did someone just forget to tell me?

    • posted by Valerie at 9:15 AM

    11 Comments:

    Blogger Chris said...

    hey val, i believe what that retard was referring to was dave chappelle's rick james skit, if you've never seen it, he's like "fuck yo couch, nigga" as he rubs his muddy shoes all over the dude's couch. no idea how he was trying to apply it in his comment though.

    10:51 AM  
    Blogger Valerie said...

    Chris - Ah thank you! That helps explain things! But I still have no idea what the fuck that has to do with anything.

    11:05 AM  
    Blogger brother b said...

    Well if you knew the guy that made the 'fuck you couch' comment you might understand it a bit more. I know him, and he is just a funny goof. It was meant to be irrelevant. It made you laugh, and I think that’s what the point was.

    11:21 AM  
    Blogger brother b said...

    sorry...the 'fuck YO couch comment', not 'fuck You couch'. That wouldn't make sense. Unless of course you are a couch, and not a rock snob.

    11:24 AM  
    Blogger Valerie said...

    Yeah see, for me to get the joke I'd also have to have the time to watch TV - which I don't! Instead he just came across like a fucktard!

    11:52 AM  
    Blogger Chris said...

    i agree w/ val, i am familiar w/ the show and the joke, but it was so poorly used that i didn't make the connection in the dude's comment. i was like, what the hell is he talking about?? only later did it hit me what the hell he was referring to. so yeah, total fucktard.

    2:45 PM  
    Blogger brother b said...

    That's the point though, that it was poorly used. The intention was for you to not get it, and just shake your head and say 'what a dumbass.'

    3:20 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    mehhhhhhhhhhh bezerkooooooooooo

    5:48 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    the past coupla weeks or so:

    morrissey says fuck yo LA.

    a horse says fuck yo madonna.

    jack white says fuck yo balloons.

    oasis says fuck yo pete doherty.

    rock snob says fuck yo titties nicole richie.

    anonymous says fuck yo couch.

    i don't have anything, just wanted to chime in. -tiom

    7:10 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    yo, are there any other pics of you on here? curious to see how big your boobs are ;-)

    12:07 AM  
    Blogger Valerie said...

    Tiom - Nice participation!

    Anonymous - No!

    Sarah - I have no life!

    2:36 PM  

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