Wednesday, August 24, 2005

gonna make somebody lucky

  • Yesterday's comments were awesome! Someone called me a "fucking couch" or something (maybe he meant "cooch" but "couch" is much more fitting!) Thanks for the cheap entertainment kids!
  • Babyshambles are rushing to complete their debut album in time to release it by the year's end. I like the part where they refer to the bandmembers being interviewed as the "two of the-three-that-aren’t-Pete" - that says it all really.
  • Watch the new Franz Ferdinand video for "Do You Want To"! It's really fabulous and over the top - like the modern day equivalent of something Damien Hirst would have done 10 years ago... In fact, it's so good that it has even made me really LIKE the song. Ladies and gentlemen, I am the living testament to the power of a good music video.
  • Torr has a link where you can stream new Starsailor and Kaiser Chiefs. Meh.
  • Take Your Medicine has an MP3 of the Foo Fighters covering Oasis' "Lyla" for radio. I definately prefer the original. I hate when Dave gets all growly.
  • Robbie Williams confirms a new album 'Intensive Care' to be preceded by the new single "Tripping". Because you know, deep down, that you care.
  • Only these two could upstage Jessica Simpson at her own premiere... They're even worse than Britney and Kevin Federline! Actually they're BETTER than Britney and Kevin when it comes to being White Trash!
  • Kate Moss bought a new pad. I wonder if Pete's considering a move to L.A.?
  • Lisa Moorish (Kill City) was captured out with the kids. Estile's daddy is Pete Doherty (has his eyes) and Molly's dad is Liam Gallagher (has his eyebrows)... Best family ever!
  • EVERYONE who's ANYONE is coming to the Toronto International Film Festival this year. That means you only have two weeks to prepare for some serious star-stalking!
  • 17 Comments:

    Anonymous Thierry said...

    A "fucking couch"? Every couch in my apartment is a "fucking couch"! (HONK!)

    10:03 AM  
    Blogger Rock Snob said...

    I really don't know how to respond to that.

    10:51 AM  
    Blogger Chris said...

    wow. between today and yesterday, most entertaining blog comments ever!

    10:54 AM  
    Blogger Rock Snob said...

    Yeah I thought so too!

    11:14 AM  
    Blogger The Fresh Young MikeyD said...

    I noticed the couch thing and I chuckled. I'm a firm believer in the the school of informed insults. If you're gonna be petty enough to insult someone over the Web becuase her/his opinions differ from your own you should proof read your comments and or look the word up in the dictionary before spouting off 'cause nothing takes the zing out of an insult like a typo.

    BTW thanks for the choice set of links today. Jordan is awesome in the even-if-my-life's-horrid-at-least-I'm-not-her kind of way. Bless her selfless chavette heart.

    1:34 PM  
    Blogger Rock Snob said...

    MikeD - That typo made my whole week... Props on sharing my interest in the walking freakshow that is Jordan.

    4:54 PM  
    Anonymous Thierry said...

    Speaking of Jordan, I think Perez is being far too nice to Peter Andre by calling him a "musician". Thin-high-pitched-voiced-and-most-likely-tiny-cocked bodybuilder is more like it, yes?

    6:02 PM  
    Blogger rocknrollstar said...

    Miss Valerie,

    Yeah, great stuff the past couple of days.

    Coming back to things from yesterday...

    You make me want to check out that Ashlee Simpson song "La La". I must be the only person who hasn't heard the song yet!?

    Also, on the subject of "tits" I'm surprised Nicole hasn't gone the road of Tara yet... Nicole will probably have before/after shots like these soon (I expect):

    http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/08/the_boob_is_out.html

    6:49 PM  
    Blogger Rock Snob said...

    Thierry - I thought the same thing myself... Peter Andre a "musician"? My ass!
    But the imagining of the tiny cock is all you... perv.

    7:51 PM  
    Blogger Rock Snob said...

    rocknrollstar - Thanks hun!
    Yeah, I kinda missed the boat on Tara's boobs... I guess I just figured it was hardly a confession when it was so freakin obvious!

    Nicole would look hilarious withbig fake-ass titties... I wanna start a petition for her to get them - if only for laughs!

    7:53 PM  
    Blogger rocknrollstar said...

    Wow, we've gone from tiny boobs to tiny cocks in less 24 hours! Should have seen that one "coming" (pardon the "french")...

    8:42 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    its not cooch its couch. and its not fuck couch, its fuck yo couch. what the hell would fuck couch mean, come on now

    10:00 PM  
    Blogger Rock Snob said...

    I think its really great that mentally-challenged people read my blog now too!

    10:56 PM  
    Blogger kc said...

    RE: Kate Moss' purchase...maybe she's trying to escape the disaster that is Pete.

    Actually, I'm hoping it's where the Primal Screamers will hang out when they venture across the pond. I bet their album will be ready before Babyshambles!

    2:25 AM  
    Anonymous Geoff said...

    Valerie, I think what Mr. Overreaction was saying yesterday was "Fuck yo couch" a line from the Rick James episode of Chapelle's show (Rick James wiping his muddy boots on Eddie Murphy's couch). Not condoning it, just explaining. BTW, first time posting here, but your blog is always enjoyable. Keep up the good work!

    2:33 PM  
    Blogger Rock Snob said...

    Geoff - Yeah, thanks, we figured that out yesterday. I don't watch TV.

    And thanks for reading!

    2:37 PM  
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