i am canada's fucking wonderland

Every year the MTV VMA's never cease to amaze me with how incredibly SHITE they are. I can't imagine a bigger waste of an evening. Read crap about it here.

Marion "Suge" Knight got shot at a party in Miami. Unfortunatly he's expected to live.

Last night I made a post summarizing what happened at Leeds and Reading but it wasn't the only music festival to go down over the weekend...

...The "husband" called from Creamfields, the "Best Dance Festival in the UK", on Saturday night... I didn't get any details from the festival besides a list of numerous drugs being ingested... So I assume it was a fucking great time.

Pete Doherty to post home movies online! My wallet is ready and waiting!

Lady Sovereign is set to work with Jay-Z who also promised to hook her up with Missy Elliot and The Neptunes!!!

Goldie Lookin Chain are back with a hilarious new vid for "Your Missus Is A Nutter". I FUCKING LOVE IT and you should too.

Russell Crowe bashes Bono and Bob Geldof! Plus he throws telephones at people's faces with amazing accuracy! WE HEART HIM!

I'm being a good person and taking my "Little Sister" to Canada's Wonderland for the day - with her teenage brothers (because I don't know how to say "no" to people) - so, I warn you, tomorrow's update might be a little late.