Thursday, September 15, 2005

the devil has spawned

  • Britney Spears gave birth to a baby boy yesterday. I'm not surprised she copped out and had a Caesarean section "to avoid the pain of a natural birth". Pussy.
  • Kate Moss has been caught using cocaine in the studio with Babyshambles. What a fucking idiot!
  • Morrissey’s acceptance speech for the Linda McCartney Memorial Award at PETA's 25th Anniversary Gala and Humanitarian Awards Show.
  • Didz from The Cooper Temple Clause has now joined Carl Barat's new band! Fuck that's gonna be one smokin hot band.
  • Prince Harry turns 21 today and has announced that after his army career is over he intends to dedicate his life to charitable work. Bless his heart.

    • posted by Valerie at 9:47 AM

    4 Comments:

    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Goodness, Kate. I believe that is the first time I've seen "cocaine" and "babyshambles" together in a headline without Peter Doherty. I really do hope that Pete breaks up with her and goes running back to Carlos before they become the next Sid and Nancy. Carl's doing all right for himself, it seems like, and yes, that will be one smokin' hot band.

    3:14 PM  
    Blogger Jason said...

    Britney Spears, you can't be a mother.

    3:20 PM  
    Blogger Valerie said...

    creativepseudo - It's just such a major fuck-up for her to be worth $30 million and risk losing all her endorsement deals.

    Jason - I feel so sorry for Bbay Spears already!

    3:23 PM  
    Blogger Mike D said...

    Clearly the chemistry between Pete and Kate extends to Class As. But that's not really all that surprising. What this has really got me confused about is what exactly the brake-up was about since clearly drug use isn't an issue. I just hope for the kid's sake that she's learned a lesson from this public embarrassment and gets it together.

    As per Britney, I think we should all stop picking on her. She's exceed my wildest expectations already by not calling the kid Cheeto.

    10:24 PM  

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