cracked up, stacked up, 22, psycho for sex and glue

Hope everyone had a great weekend! Yesterday I got a little older (22!) so thanks to everyone that remembered!

Glastonbury 2005 has been praised by officials as the safest one yet! I dunno about that, I got some pretty harsh bruises from falling in the mud and I'm pretty sure I've never been more fucked up in all my life! All the same, it looks like Glasto 2007 will be a go and you can count on me being there in all my drug-and-drink-fuelled glory!

The Q Awards happened yesterday and Liam Gallagher and Chris Martin managed to avoiding scrapping in the parking lot. (Here's what really happened.)

XFM has the Q Awards backstage gossip.

My favourite drunken Welsh vixen Charlotte Church thanked Liam Gallagher at the awards last night for boosting her credibility. Those two should be best friends.

Snow Patrol confess to being a little jealous of Franz Ferdinand! Who isn't?

Pete Doherty's being sued! Everyone's totally picking on him these days! It's not right... Elton John reckons Pete just needs a hug! Good work there Elton - hugs instead of drugs!

Arctic Monkeys don't want to be "like Afroman". Bahahahah.