ringleader of the tormentors

Morrissey has named his new album 'Ringleader Of The Tormentors'.

Pete Doherty calls Razorlight's Johnny Borrell a "fucking cunt" and a "poisonous snake". He did have a few nice things to say and even gave Johnny props on his good taste in music.

Pitchfork are snotty bitches (as usual) about the new Babyshambles single 'Albion'. Thanks Ryan.

Babyshambles are on the cover of the NME this week.

Noel Gallagher's got Liam right where he wants him.

Lady Sovereign is coming to Toronto December 3rd!

I'm sure The Killers are very flattered. Or not.

Lohan was in a car accident yesterday. Here's pics.

Who the hell is this guy hanging around my Mischa Barton?

I lost my cell phone this morning and within 10 minutes of realizing I'd lost it, I had it back in my hands! PLUS it was a hot girl that returned it to me! I love (the people at) my university!