rock never dies

Torr has posted a new message from Morrissey about the new album!

Franz Ferdinand are releasing a cover of Air's "Sexy Boy" as a B-side. Sexy.

Jarvis Cocker is a poet! He's also working on songs for his debut solo album!

Check out the girl who Pete Doherty's allegedly been cheating on Kate Moss with.

Chris Martin eyes a duet with Celine Dion. Let's hope it's all talk and no action!

Spoon are playing a show in Toronto at the Phoenix tonight!

Who the fuck is Mischa Barton's new boyfriend? And, more importantly, is this a joke?

Canada's Prime Minister Paul Martin has taped an appearance on "Corner Gas". Our country's awesome like that.

Buy Vincent Gallo's sperm on eBay. It's a bargain.

It's only Tuesday and already this week is killing me. At least my nose hasn't been bitten off my a seal. Yet.