may day

RADIOHEAD ARE COMING! They'll play Toronto's Hummingbird Centre June 7th and 8th and tickets cost lots of moneys.

US Immigration won't let M.I.A. back into America so she's recording her next album elsewhere.

Details on the new album from The Dears, 'Gang of Losers'.

The Zutons next single will be "Valerie". I'm pretty excited since there hasn't been a good song with my name in it since Material Issue's one-hit wonder "Valerie Loves Me".

Friday night's Carling Live 24 music festival in London sounds like a massive success. Plus Ian Brown threatened to punch someone.

Obvs, Coachella went down this weekend. NME reports on here, here, here, here and here. To all of you that were lucky enough to go... I hate you. ;)

Pete Doherty was arrested (again) and bailed (again) over the weekend. This routine is getting old.

Kate Moss is (apparently) set to star as drug addict Paula Yates, girlfriend of late INXS frontman Michael Hutchence, in a Hollywood film. I'll believe it when I see it.

Keith Richards fell out of a tree and had to be hospitalized this weekend. Don't do drugs kids.

The Time 100: The People that Shape Our World. Everyone from the Pope to Stephen Colbert is on here.

Oh yeah, and Stephen Colbert hosted the White House Correspondents Dinner this weekend. He tore into Dubya pretty bad and earned my respect for life.

My friend Wes and his Cynically Tested crew are funny.

If you're an illegal immigrant, today's the day to wave your hands in the air like you just don't care.