Guns don't kill people, rappers do.

Reading and Leeds went down in all its muddly glory over the weekend. The Libertines performed without Peter, White Stripes covered Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 50 Cent was bottled and booed offstage, Super Furry Animals brough back the yetis and were joined by fellow Welshmen Goldie Lookin' Chain, Har Mar stripped during Ash's set, Franz Ferdinand were dashing in Dior, and Morrissey arrived at the stage door by limo so as not to soil his lovely outfit. We love him. He opened his Reading set with "How Soon Is Now?" and played all the favourites in addition to giving his seal of approval to The Ordinary Boys. Bless.

The Killers "All These Things That I’ve Done" is the new #1 on the NME Chart.

Check out this fantastic video interview with the adorable Libertines' bassist John Hassall.

Fluxblog has an entertaining play-by-play of the horror of last night's 2004 MTV VMA's. Thanks to the Fairy Godfather (without the "fairy", "god" and "father" parts) for the link.

Posh and Becks are officially expecting Baby #3.

We heart Vincent Gallo. But not enough to send him naked photos. Sorry luv.

Julian Casablancas' "girlfriend" deleted her blog. AHAHAHAHAH.

Paris Hilton's "Confessions of an Heiress". Love her.

You're fucking kidding me. "Pamela Des Barres is looking for a few wondrous groupie girls for her new book, "She's With the Band...". Please email her if interested.

This Friday I better see you at Plus One bitches.