Gone camping... See you bitches Friday at Plus One!

Peter Doherty is sentenced today.

The Von Bondies split!?!

The new issue of NME features Morrissey & Carlos. LOVES IT!

The Streets new video for ‘Blinded BY The Lights’ depicts Mike Skinner at the point of collapse after a night of pills, ooze and blowjobs... So its nothing new...

OMG! In my quest for rock'n'roll slash fic, I've discovered people exist that DON'T LIKE MORRISSEY! What's wrong with them? Is there a support group they can join to see the error in their ways?

Robbie Williams wants to out out electro CD's as his alter-ego "Pure Francis". WORSTEST IDEA EVER!

From Broken Language:
federline (fed ur lein) intr.v.
1) to come up
2) to effect, in any fashion or manner, a "Vanilla Ice"
3) to create the circumstance for future palimony payments
4) did I mention "to COME THE FUCK UP"?

Keira Knightly doesn't think she has the boobs to be a Bond Girl. Who needs boobs when you're THAT beautiful?

Remember last September when my Grandma wanted to hook me up with Colin Ferrall who was hanging out in the "graveyard" built her backyard? Well he filmed a movie there. Here the trailer.

Support the Blackspot Sneaker. Props to my boy Isto for keeping me awares.

AHAHAHAH... This kid fucking rules at life! He's the real-life Napoleon Dynamite! Interpretive dance bitches!