"You don't need alcohol to have a good time, it just makes a good time better.”

Everyone already knows how excited I am about Kaiser Chiefs and now you can take a listen to their new album Employment and judge for yourselves! My verdict: BRILLIANT!

Dizzee Rascal has been arrested (and released on bail) in London for carrying "an offensive weapon"... pepper spray!

The Tears talk to NME about the new album, Here Come The Tears due out on May 2nd.

Peter Hook says New Order and Joy Division are one band.

I can't wait for Morrissey's new live CD and DVD! April 4th!

Now we all can enjoy the Garden State soundtrack thanks to My Old Kentucky Blog's "man-crush" on Zach Braff.

Heraclitus Sayz reviews my new imaginary boyfriend, Patrick Wolf.

Weezer shot their new video for "Beverly Hills" at the Playboy mansion so it's bound to be entertaining.

Since when did Mariah Carey morph into Beyonce?

Is Nicky Hilton the new Paris Hilton? NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Star Jones is suing PETA! As if we all didn't hate her enough to begin with!

The O.C. tonight is a rerun from last season and a repeat airing of last week's MINDBLOWING episode featuring what I have come to dub as "The Spidey Kiss"!

PUSSY-WHIPPED!